Take cats. Add swords, which glow. Move the background a lot. Slap in some fast-paced, thumping techno. Voilá, you've got a game - and it comes from Japan. What a surprise.

Yes, it's another crazy, heeby-jeeby thing from that wondrous island. Or whatever it, geologically speaking, is. In this brightly coloured attention seeking mess, you play as a cat. With a light-saber. Yeah.

Enemies come at you from left and right, by clicking the corresponding mouse key, you attack in that direction. The other things you need to know when playing this game are: Don't miss and: Don't get hurt. If you do either of those things, you swell up like a big cat-shaped balloon and it's game over.

This game is too over-the-top graphically and audially for adults and lacks the gameplay necessary to negate those factors. It is also too difficult (the timing is touchy and the cats fast) for children.