If you have been waiting with baited breath for a quirky, weird freeware game to come out of nowhere and take your breath away... you've downloaded the wrong game. It's definitely quirky and weird but it sure ain't good. You play a guy called 'Fat Head,' whose mission is to decontaminate barrels of waste by jumping on them and avoiding 'Goonies.'

If it sounds like it doesn't make one bit of sense then you'd be absolutely right. To make things even weirder, every once in a while a Goonie lays an egg. If you pick up the egg, your head grows one size bigger. When the 'Fat Head Bar' (up in the top right hand corner of the screen) fills up, then you begin to float to the top of the screen. Any Goonies in your way will be killed. And weirder still, when you get killed - you get sent to the 'Head Fixing Chamber' and then transported back to the starting point on the level.

The game play primarily consists of jumping from barrel to barrel, since for some reason you are unable to move around in the usual manner. The graphics are nothing to write home about and while the sound effects don't necessarily fall into the bad category, they have no context within the game.

In short, this game is a mess so it would be well advised to steer clear, unless of course your a fan of weird, quirky games that make no sense and have pretty poor game play. And the chances of that are pretty slim.