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  • Gohst

    Have you ever heard the phrase “caveat emptor” – it basically means “buyer beware”. There is also another phrase which goes like this: “you get what you pay for”. When you are dealing with things that are free, often you do have to beware, and just face what you get for that price.

    Such is the case with Flying Cows - a game obviously made as a joke - which features cows that fly and... drop steamy piles of... cow business out of the sky and, with any luck, onto your head. It’s your job to avoid the droppings, while shooting the cows and also various balloons which float around. Some balloons contain extra lives, others contain beans, which you eat and they propel you upwards into the sky.

    If the description of the game just by itself hasn’t given you enough indication of what the game is like, then let me sum it up for you: its puerile, adolescent, mindless nonsense and you should avoid playing it under any circumstances. Seriously.

  • Someboddy

    It's a bad game, but I like it, cause it's mine!