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  • Gohst

    In this horrifically visual game, your goal is to blast sumo wrestlers until they hit the edge. Also, you shoot babies who push balls and what appear to be heavily pixelated naked ladies. It is undeniably the strangest arena shooter to come around and at the same time, the most visually stimulating. Be very careful if you have any sort of eye condition.

    Basically the idea is the same as ABA Games’ µ-cade where you shoot at your enemies until the force of your bullets pushes them against the wall. In doing so, you are rewarded with points and highly surprising strobing effects splashed all over the screen. If you can keep your eyes in your head long enough, combos may be awarded for multiple quick-succession kills.

    The trick is to find some sort of balance between keeping the enemies at bay and yourself away from the walls – one touch will kill you dead. It takes almost no time at all for the enemies to pile up, almost filling the screen. Most games of this will last you less than a single minute before you can get a grip on the action of it all.

    This game takes no prisoners and is, as stated, incredibly visually active. I can’t say that enough. It’s called SeizureDome for crying out loud. So, please, for my peace of mind, do not play this if you have any bright colour/flashing light/other visual medical aversion. But for those of you who can play it uninhibited – go right ahead! It’s fun.